ripeteeth:

ripeteeth:

ripeteeth:

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

you’re welcome

if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night

(via potatocrisp)

sy–kh:

octolinggrimm:

gamesoft:

(via the-stray-liger)

elfwreck:

autisticexpression:

memesforages:

Great libraries

This is definitely a message tumblr needs to hear.

(via depresseddepot)

8bitrickypotts:

Ride the Cyclone incorrect quotes I made

I apologize for the lack of Ricky Potts. There will be more of him next time.

(via movvom)

astraldemise:

charaah:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

like im aware that watching horror stuff at like 3am is going to make me think that slenderman is in my kitchen but also im a dumb bitch who sees scary video thinks yay i love scary video :) and immediately watches it

Fascinated by what the draws you people to horror content

i like when theres some kind of creature or perhaps a guy

(via pizzopaps)

the-fiction-vixen:

Was stoned when I started this save file and I forgot that THIS is what I set as my favourite thing 😂

foolhearteyes:

foolhearteyes:

anyway stream montero

(via allypacino)

hero-in-high-tops:

1337n00b-deactivated20210119:

probably-lucifer:

tdwhisperer:

hellsite-yano:

imp:

*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

having strict parents will do that to you

Having autism will do that

Having ADHD will do that to you

Being LGBT will do that to you

(via manywinged)

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I told the hibachi guy to “make me regret being born” when he asked how spicy I wanted my spicy chicken, and he just nodded solemnly. I’ll see you all in Valhalla

I’m seeing dead prophets

(via techturncoat)